Whats the reason of life?

Welcome to this witty and somewhat tongue-in-cheek article about a topic as deep, thoughtful, and outrageous as the reason for life itself. The grand question that has been baffling humanity since time immemorial.

Philosophers Have Been Trying To Figure it Out Forever

Throughout history, we’ve trusted philosophers to enlighten us on some of the most pressing questions why we are here. There’s no doubt these clever minds have come up with a great deal of theories and explanations that almost seem plausible…almost! Arguably one of the greatest philosophers was Plato who proposed his theory in which our physical world is just but an illusion (or Maya). Ah yes! Everything from trees to cars down to people themselves is only a cheap imitation or reflection by what he coined Forms, elsewhere called notion sin modern days.

But Let’s Face It; We All Just Think About This Stuff When We’re Bored

Despite our willful ignorance toward contemplating such heavy topics all day long, every once in a while, doesn’t it feel like your brain starts plumbing depths you never knew existed? “What if there were aliens?” “What if I went back in time?”. You know those types of irrational thoughts that trickle into consciousness during those late night hours when you can’t sleep!

Well, science suggests there might be something more tangible behind these idle musings- neurotransmitters! These brain chemicals catalyze such introspection (told ya, illogical thoughts being productive!), thus leading us places we may otherwise never venture. Pretty cool stuff don’t you think?

Let’s get started with some real reasons for having taken birth!!

Blank Canvas Syndrome

One popular argument goes – humans are born with “an empty canvas.” Put plainly: at conception every human being emerges as pure potentiality free birds waiting to soar through life without any limitations (insert hallelujah emoji here). The thought is, everyone has the ability to become and do anything they want.

To Spread Joy And Laughter

While researching (read as – scrolling through Reddit), I came across someone who believes “the ultimate purpose in life is simple: joy and laughter.” Now that, my friends, is a hall of fame type quote if there ever was one. You can’t argue against it. Joy + laughter = good for mental well-being (fact).

So there you have it folks! We were all born on this blue planet because we’re meant to infuse every moment with hilarity & hooting.

Now that we’ve cracked the code (ok maybe not entirely) but we’ve teased our brains to quicken its thinking process , let’s move onto the next item at hand (I like lists; don’t judge!)

Why Are Round Pizza’s Kept In Square Boxes?

Have you ever stopped in your tracks while opening up a delicious cardboard box filled with hot pizza contemplating why its packaging isn’t round as well? For some reason unbeknownst to us, pizza squares seem perpetually destined to inhabit square homes.

Well actually – this design choice goes back centuries when Italians originally used metal baking sheets designed in—to you guessed it—square shapes for making their famous pies!

Speaking Of Pizza Slices

Let’s face it – nobody consumes just one slice of pizza and then walks away fully satiated. It just doesn’t happen so quit pretending! Here again science creeps around infecting our thoughts by belittling an oft-repeated party factoid about how many calories lurk within each wedge (“all those carbs”) Still love me now? Actually new studies reveal something far more interesting i.e., 1 extra hour of sleep equals also means consuming ~10-15% fewer calories over following day.

In conclusion, we all grapple with the meaning of life because it’s essentially part of being human. It’s a natural byproduct of our introspective nature in tandem with the gifts bestowed upon us through intellect and creativity that moves our minds to blossom into different directions.

There is no right or wrong answer (although i’m sure some people are rolling their eyes) due chiefly to several generations worth of highly differing opinions throughout history. All I know is that- Two things:

“Eat Pizza(while watching comedies) And Live Free without Anxiety!”

Also, “lets enjoy and celebrate every day as if it were numbered!!”

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