What’s the girl?

Are you tired of being confused by the opposite sex? Do you ever find yourself wondering “What’s the girl?” Well, fear not my friends. Here, we will delve into the complexities that make women who they are (and trust me, there are a lot of complexities).

Girls Are Weird

Girls can do strange things that leave guys scratching their heads in confusion. However, ladies and gentlemen, this is all perfectly normal behaviour for girls. They may seem like aliens at times but I assure you they’re human too (#notaliens).

Social Media Obsession

Have you ever had your girl spend an hour perfecting her caption for a single post on Instagram? Well welcome to her world! To girls aesthetics matter more than anything else – even if it means spending hours on end taking selfies with every filter under the sun in order to achieve just one good picture.

Unusual Hobbies

While men often gravitate towards sports or video games as hobbies, girls can be a bit different in their pastimes. They be found doing anything from knitting hats with cat ears (because why wouldn’t you want to look like a feline during winter) to practicing yoga poses while listening to whale sounds (that allegedly calm their ‘chakras’).

Stereotypical Movie Nights

If most stereotypical movie nights involve throwing back some beers while watching action movies – this couldn’t be further removed from what looks like paradise for any self-respecting lady out there! Our Netflix nights consist of binging romantic comedies over ice cream bowls (#Ben&JerryForever).

The Importance Of Appearance

For most women across cultures around the globe appearance and grooming play important roles when it comes down defining how well put together and confident someone appears before society’s eyes.

### Natural Finesse
In contrast with male’s usual hygiene regimes consisting mainly of shaving, showering and making sure there’s no funky smell around them, softening lips with lip balm and using expensive oils to nourish their eyebrows has become daily routine for women.

### Shopping
Shopping is an essential part of any girl’s life. We refrain from boring convos on politics but can gear up when it comes down to the latest dress styles or trend colours. Girls know that clothes are more than a necessity; they’re a statement!

### Make-up Frenzy
For girls, make-up doesn’t just mean natural exaggeration of innocent features anymore – it’s an art form! From mastering perfect contouring techniques (#KylieCosmetics) to creating stunning smokey eye looks (#JaclynHill), make-up is all about expressing your inner creativity!

Feelings Galore!

Feelings can often rule a ladies world & guys trying figure it out may find themselves in deep problems indeed!!

### Constant Swinging Mood Swings
Be prepared for a 180-degree shift in emotions at any given moment as women are known for being dramatic creatures(^Dramaqueen). From tears rolling down on cue when watching emotional adverts (we totally don’t plan this) to screaming raving mad during sports games (Take That Ronaldo!!).

Family Ties

Family is often viewed differently by men and woman, especially so in society with differing cultures. Women place importance on family – relationships play intricate roles as ties ranging from mother-daughter bonds (“Mommy knows best” mantra),”sisterhood over everything” mottos holding strong roots even into adulthood.

Gossip Queens

Girls hold expertise knowledge when engaging in confidential whispers or discussions i.e talking sideways most times

Latest Scoop

From gossiping inside Cosmo’s new profile of Rick Yune (our ultimate dream man) or Kardashians drama-filled lives until we have true insight knowledge (#RealityTvAlwaysWins); rumour mills can never escape a ladies interest!

Conclusion

And there you have it, boys! You’re now armed with insider knowledge on what makes girl’s (not alien) tick. Just remember that they are complex creatures who need to be navigated thoughtfully and intelligently – so be patient (#TrialandError). Get ready for the wild ride, my friend because once you think you’ve figured us out – we’ll surprise you again – #GirlsRuleTheWorldAfterAll

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