What to do if a spider bites you?

Spiders, as tiny and seemingly harmless as they may seem, pack quite the punch when it comes to their venom. Not all spiders are deadly or dangerous thankfully but there are some species that can be fatal if left untreated.

So what do you do when bitten by one of these creepy crawly critters?

Don’t Panic!

The first step is to stay calm- Panicking won’t help anyone – not even the spider

Take deep breaths and try to keep your heart rate down. We understand that this may be easier said than done because most people consider spiders enemies. However, we suggest taking a cue from Australia; learn how they view arachnids differently (as in much friendlier creatures)

In technical terms, remain stationary while wearing a poker face knowing full well that your life is probably endagered.

Identify The Spider

Try and identify what type of spider bit you: was it long-legged? Thick-bodied? Had eight eyes instead of two?

This step really depends on how fast (and brave!) you were at identifying the culprit after its sneak attack. If by chance you could take pictures/videos without provoking them…well don’t even think about this – No one cares about having evidence of venomous creature hanging around personal devices; prioritize patient evaluation with haste!

Clean The Bite Site

Whether it’s an innocent gardener hiding among shrubbery or malicious monster lurking under bed sheets,take action by cleaning up site where bite occured.We recommend washing thoroughly with running water then applying antiseptic creams just like mom does but remember- DO NOT rub/vigorously scratch skin biting spot.This might worsen itchiness‍ experience.

A cold compress would also be helpful here since it reduces swelling.A mild painkiller such as paracetamol should suffice for any discomfort experienced,but please avoid impulse drug-taking.

If swelling or redness persists, it could be a sign of more sinister spike – Seek medical attention immediately.

The Age Old Ice Pack Trick (Possible heading not sure)

Harken back to the age-old ice pack trick if required in addition to any prescribed medications. While you wait for professional care might as well try out some home remedies/ tricks.

You simply place an ice pack on bitten area wrapped in cloth/muslin.Avoid direct contact with skin too long as it may lead blisters.It is effective only within first few hours of venom introduction so act sharpish!

Addendum : Ultimate Spiders Vs Ice-Packs Showdown

No actual showdown will happen(or POSSIBLY)because spiders don’t have arms/hands.Generally after being bitten by spider subject has ample time to leave encounter spot.But they wouldn’t allow themselves such leisure anyway.The prime antagonist here is still the spider so stop overthinking each move taken now!

On rare occasions where there’s uncertainty about whether the bite is poisonous or not,i.e presence symptoms~ fever,chills,dizziness,swollen lymph nodes,and muscle spasms etc; skip questioning reality and proceed directly emergency healthcare.

Approximately between 30-40% bites do produce irritation(swelling,rash,vomit), but unless signs yank your eyeballs off socket seek docs.

More Do’s & Don’ts

Do

  • Keep the affected limb elevated slightly higher than heart level.
  • Stay hydrated with water
  • Get rest
  • Observe closely wartch for changes ensuring that all irregularities are reported through doctor.visit

Don’t

  • Cut into skin near bite if possible(it doesn’t work like “suicide squad” film)
  • Try sucking venom out ( You’re no Tom Hardy or Jared Leto )
  • Apply tight bandages around bite point( Does this really help?)

Final Thoughts

While spiders may be one of the most feared creatures by many people, they are actually quite interesting. Several myths associated with spider bites have permeated through the centuries and it’s high time we abandoned them for good.

If you ever encounter a spider bite, remember these key steps as well some funny points alluded to in this article – keep calm and do not panic; identify the culprit if possible; clean the wound with antiseptic solutions or soap &water(but don’t scrub too harshly); then elevate affected area(if safe) while consistently observing changes over coming hours/days.

Moreover please cease sharing false tales about:Suicide Squad-style venom removal procedures that often leave turtled skin marks,Cutting your skin near infected spot hoping latex-scaled gangster would come out{I know now ‘weird flex but ok’ applies} also tying lid around bitten body part making it seem like hostages were taken by systemically dysfunctional terrorists.

With these tips, we’re sure you’ll be able to handle any run-ins with those eight-legged attackers!

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