What is ah pylori infection?

Ah, the joys of stomach pains, nausea and vomiting- things we all love to avoid. Unfortunately, sometimes your body decides to announce its presence with a loud drumroll accompanied by vomit.

One such cause for these annoying symptoms can be H. pylori infection (or ‘ah pylori’ as it’s fondly called), which is not-so-lovingly caused by …..you guessed it – Helicobacter pylori bacteria that screws up the inner lining of your stomach or small intestine.

While untreated ah pylori infection can lead to ulcers and stomach cancer (wait, what?), there are ways to cure this fiendish bacteria before it wreaks havoc on our very existence.

So let’s crack open the mystery box and understand what in tarnation ah pylori infection actually is!

Introduction – A Brief Overview of H.Pylori

Before we dig deep into how horrid this bugger actually gets, let’s start with some basics here:

  • Ah Pylori is one of the most common bacterial infections found in humans.
  • It mainly affects people who live in underdeveloped countries
  • It may also affect those who work tirelessly without considering their health (Burnout cough cough)

Although you might feel like you’ve been personally victimized 😉 by H.pylori, know that millions suffer worldwide from these mouthful bacteria-infected tumors (one reason why I’m never sharing my water bottle again).

It should ease your mind a little bit knowing that even famous singers experience this problem too! Yup! Even Ariana Grande had problems with her throat due to acid reflux caused by an h-pilari-cious situation.

How Does One Get Infected With H.pylori?

Think back on all those gross unidentifiable dinner leftovers you ate outta hunger and consider picking a healthier option because feeding your gut bacteria with residual left overs can play a massive part in how H.pylori is contracted.

But mainly, one commonly gets “helicobacter pylori” by getting directly or indirectly exposed to fecal matter or contaminated food and water (I know. Eww!)

Other ways include going on long lost adventurous trips without your own water source or improper hygiene practices at places that serve food you eat (yummy, isn’t it?).

The germs that feed on leftover cultures find their way into your system before they lay the foundation of an h-pilari colony inside you!

The ABCs of Ah Pylori Infection – What Actually Happens Inside Our Body?

Our human digestive system is composed of various organs such as stomach, small intestine, and large intestine. Among these organs, the stomach plays a vital role in breaking down our meals with its gastric acid (acid=burn baby burn).

To protect itself from this highly acidic environment during digestion, Mucus Production comes into play to avoid things from going downhill (or rather..uphill 😜)

Alright so when we end up infected with H.pylori,

a) either too much production of acid OR
b) lack/ minimal production of mucus

attacks the lining (tilts head – wait no not like THAT spiderman) leaving us prone to ulcers (ouch) causing extreme discomfort and preventing us from carrying out our daily activities smoothly.

Symptoms Of An Infected Person To Look Out For:

It seems appropriate now for some bodily shoutouts! Here are some common symptoms people experience when affected by ah pylori:

  • Feeling bloated; chest fullness
  • Constant dyspepsia characterized by upper abdominal pain along with an uneasy feeling around the ribs area
  • Foul bad breath; metallic taste
  • Decreased appetite along with vomiting sensations

If one is experiencing any combination of the above symptoms, it would be good practice to seek help from a qualified medical professional.

H.Pylori and Stomach Cancer – A Direct Link?

Psst, Are getting fevers, stomach pains and cramps commonly ringing bells? Sorry to burst your happy bubble but If h.pylori is left untreated in severe cases for long durations (sometimes years), then there might also surface a possibility of stomach cancer…

Yes. (OUCH)

No one likes hearing this news – so put on those reading glasses as we discuss how/why things get extra ugly (groan) when the bacteria feeds on our already damaged gut-lined walls.

Bacteria tend to release some toxins that directly harm cells lining up against our internal organs like- DNA-damaging enzymes, proteins that can contort cell structure and destroy their cytoplasm making surrounding tissue more susceptible to mutation leading all the way towards its climax i.e tumors−− thereby increasing chances of developing cancer at an alarming rate.

It’s not just gastric cancers being associated with H.pylori, Some lymphomas have favorable associations with H.pylori eradication treatment options proving beneficial in many studies. Time will tell if there are any other types of cancers associated with these bacteria!

Diagnosis Methods

The first step before deciding upon a course of action is by performing ah pylori tests:

  • Breath test – One has to blow into small cups which assess bacterial remnants within their breath.
  • Fecal antigen urine testing − Collecting samples post stooling sessions(ugh!). It looks for remnant antigens released by dead /live h-pilari along with individuals’ immune responses
  • Biopsy specimens/tests produce accurate results through direct examination needed during endoscopy or colonoscopy procedures

Based on desired information required for diagnosis along with understanding patients’ personal preference one may suggest biopsy based examinations or after ensuring visiting restriction/quarantine protocols :- rapid antigen test at your doorstep for optimum healthcare services!
Duh, it’s so damn convenient!

Treatment Options: Can It Be Cured For Good?

Now that we’ve blabbered on and on about all the scary effects of ah pylori infections (deep breath) it’s time to get down to brass tacks (I know right).

If detected early enough, the chances of a successful treatment are pretty high! The key is – eradicating every morsel of this bacteria from our gut.

Here are some common ways with which h.pilari can be treated:


Antibiotics like amoxicillin , metronidazole or flurorquinolones play an effective role when combined with proton pump inhibitors. Trust me they’re no fun but once in awhile we don’t mind breaking bad news stories for our gut health now do we??

Proton Pump Inhibitor Therapy

In order to neutralize excess acid production by halting & inhibiting enzymes responsible for producing more gastric acid than desired thereby helping alleviate symptoms caused by H-pylori infections.

Combining antibiotic medications along with PPI forms known as Triple therapy affects bacterial activity levels leading towards eradication outcomes!

Bismuth Therapy

Bismuth subsalicylate (commonly used commercially under names such as Pepto-Bismol) helps coat up guts lining during food intakes thereby keeping additional harmful agents away from putting any further harm to an already damaged stomach wall!

The above treatments work wonders against infection if followed consistently along with recovery tips before preventing relapse chances.

Well congratulations trooper, you did great! You fought against Helicobacter Pilorus’ dictatorship within a state called ‘me’. By taking genuine care about your hydration needs and maintaining proper hygiene standards- let us avoid falling victim perpetually due to its throngs!! 🥳🍴


Ah, what an insightful journey this was from exploring the basics of h-pilori to eradication of its effects. We won’t deny that it could cost you but caution is always better than cure.

No matter who popstar or individual urges to heedlessly crave for street food, remember your eating cards can be pretty harsh with such infections around!

Stay strong and healthy folks! Till next time…


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