What if you don t get wisdom teeth removed?

As we grow older, we gain more knowledge and experience. Unfortunately, along with that comes the need to remove your wisdom teeth. We know it’s not something anyone looks forward to – in fact, most people fear the dentist more than they fear bankruptcy.

But what if you decided to not have them removed? Would there be any consequences? Would you become a hermit who can only cook soup for dinner? Is this decision as bad as Jake Paul’s music videos?

In this article, we’ll be exploring the funny side of what happens when you decide not to get your wisdom teeth removed.

The basics about Wisdom Teeth

Before we proceed into discussing your probable fate without removing those wise guys (pun intended), let’s first talk a bit about these rootless little savages.

What are Wisdom Teeth?

Wisdom teeth or third molars are the last set of permanent teeth that usually erupt between 17-25 years of age.

Why do We Have Them?

Our ancestors used these extra molars had broader jaws which aided in grinding nuts and raw meat. Similar structure is still found among our primate cousins like gorillas.

Do All Humans Have Wisdom Teeth?

Nope!. There exists around 20% of unlucky population worldwide who never develop these extra chomps

How many wisdom ‘teeth’ should I Expect ?

Mostly humans has four(Wisely) erupted at rear ends of oral cavity two on each side upper and lower jaw types (for excessive mastication maybe?).

Now coming back tooth topic at hand (here for puns too?), let us dive deep into examining some proven outcomes when one chooses NOT getting their Unwisdom Tooth(remember it for future use!) extracted.

Pain Pain Go Away

One thing is certain – With pain from impacted Third Molar seeking pleasure out of you, a life where dentist is part of monthly budget card will follow. And not in the good way.

Tons of Toothache

One of main reasons people decide to have wisdom teeth removal in first place is the excruciating pain they can cause when erupting or impacted. Your Third Molars are notorious for causing gum injury and resulting into unbearable toothaches. So pro-tip: don’t let those Unwisdom’s harm your beautiful smile!

What About Those With Supernatural Abilities?

Myth-buster Moment! There cannot be mutants without mutation (both real-life or x-men comic based). So, if you believe that third molars give startling strength, super human reflexes or power to breathe underwater using dental oxygen packs then “Avenger…. I mean Awake!! You’re dreaming!”.

All having them means, at best would be awkwardness while chewing due to overcrowding which may result additionally in injuries gums and jaws ,dehydration even! Just another reminder on why it pays off better getting them removed.

Edibles Reduced

It’s pretty common knowledge that you need your teeth to eat food properly.

Meat-Only Diet like a Lion

No matter how much we love barbecues & meats cooked spicy or sizzling there comes time where we want pastas & pizzas along with steak as well right? NOT WITH WISDOM TOOTH In place only soft rare-cooked soups awaits your plate otherwise snack away some spiced-peanut these might never leave those Teeth!

Helluva Messy Idea!

Not having Wisdom Teeth extracted could prove much sour with advancing years; oftentimes causing damage on neighboring pearly whites by pushing against them..leading more severe cavity – root canal issues Yikes

Get Used to Looking Like Elmer Fudd

Nothing screams sophistication like swollen cheeks and an ice pack plastered over one side of your face…not

Remember Marlon Brando’s Famous Line

As alluded to earlier, it is not uncommon for wisdom teeth removal surgeries tend to result in bruising and swelling on the faces of patients after operation . What was that again? “I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse” is similar facial expression you’ll rock! Couple that with swollen cheeks sticking out as if due for night-vigilante justice and voila – instant Halloween vampire impersonation achieved!

Great If You Want Speech Problems

Worried about being able to communicate well after surgery but want speech problems despite good vocal chords? Then don’t worry about getting those Unwisdom Teeth extracted & they’ll pair nicely with muffle-young-child speaking roles!

Goodbye Spacey Occlusion

Proper dental occlusion allows for better chewing capacity of our day-to-day edibles. And when one avoids removing Wisdom Tooth they leave space too little or even a lot between their restless mouth guards leaving none area to spare onto gradually invasive malocclusions thus limiting mouth opening.

All this leads added headaches while masticating food deeply flawed alignment resulting in more discomfort during sleep denying peaceful naps sigh. Why make eating so much harder?

Conclusion

Now that we’ve summarized several reasons why keeping your wisdom teeth isn’t the wisest choice & because worst case scenario could be snarky surgeon’s comment “+1 Wisdom” ;), accepting extraction won’t be so bad. So got any five ? Toothless ideas are welcome!

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