What causes red palms of hands?

You might think red palms are just a sign that you’re overheated or have been clapping too much, but do not be fooled! Red palms can actually indicate something more sinister – devilish even!

While there are many medical conditions that can cause red palms, today’s article focuses on the superstitious idea behind it. Why? Because who doesn’t love a good myth?

Here are some possible causes…

Being born to parents who sold their souls to Satan

If your parents made any kind of deal with the devil before your birth, now is the time when those contracts come into play. The glowing redness in your hands is his way of letting people know whose offspring you really are.

Involved in dark arts like tarot and ouija boards

It’s no secret that dabbling in the occult is a favourite pastime for those interested parties seeking alternative life experiences. However, as we all know anything fun comes at a price, and this could manifest itself as an unexpected reddening of the hands.

But don’t let this dampen your enthusiasm; embrace it instead by putting up posters advertising yourself as “The Girl (Or Guy) With Demon Blood” so you attract other similar entities seeking friendship.

Picked up one too many fiery objects

For many centuries, humans have built fires from which they gained warmth and light whilst improving their daily lives significantly. But with every advantage comes its risks–burns being one of them!

So if you’ve had close encounter ‘with fire pit’, campfire equipment or anything remotely hot recently then beware- signs usually show after 24 hours or longer depending on severity.

P.S Keep burn ointment nearby to prevent blisters forming afterwards because nobody wants lizard-like skin texture(are these real sentences????)

Now let’s get back to the demonic explanations…

Mark of the Beast: The Manifestation

The red colour of one’s palms could suggest a link between an individual and Satan. This is mainly due to Revelation 13:16-18 where it states that all believers will receive “a mark on their right hand or forehead”

So, if you’ve been experiencing reddened hands lately with no earthly medical explanation then look no further… You have just discovered your inner demon.

You are angering God without realising it

It’s said that there are many ways to upset God – not being kind to others, tacking up cruel online content, failing to recycle waste; basically anything that has a negative impact on someone else’s life…

As retribution for wrong-doings in his eyes, redness in both palms can be taken as a sign he’s starting punish you sooner rather than later!

Instead The Love Guru suggests performing good deeds daily so you can avoid any fiery-palm situations arising unexpectedly.

But wait! There are scientifically proven causes too…

In fact sometimes things aren’t always supernatural. There are widespread scientific theories which may help explain why our hands turn red sometimes:

Diabetes?

When diabetics fail at controlling sugar levels efficiently they’re generally seen with small capillaries affected caused from damaging Kidneys over time resulting in this phenomenon.

Pray though because every medical intervention is largely dependent upon catching diabetes quickly but once full scale damage is done oh mammi mia!

Keep monitoring blood glucose level regularly plus excessive thirst should give indication before severe symptoms set in i.e fatigue , blurred vision! Oh yes we do apologize but health comes first unlike summoning demons …alas!

Congenital heart disease?

Doesn’t sound appetizing does it? Apparently those born with heart defects also frequently display marked-redness of their limbs-mostly back-parts namely Palms !Aka Jankis disease [made up term since we are having fun here].

To tell you the truth our scientific vocabulary expertise is limited so please consult a Cardiologist for details of how this condition can be improved because we just came hear to roll with ancient myths …

Chronic liver disease?

By far the most common cause. Due to a malfunctioning liver, excess levels of oestrogen and other toxins in the blood cannot be removed at normal speed eventually finding their way inside fingertips; taking on that infamous crimson appearance.I am no medical expert but I heard this often termed “Livery-Palmy Scarlet Syndrome” Disclaimer: No such syndrome exists (yet!).

But laughter aside, please see your GP if these symptoms haven’t triggered thought before!

Don’t forget Netflix documentary suggestions will always help combat any medical ailment…

How to deal with Red Palms

Now that you’ve read about all possible reasons for redness in the palms let’s discuss preemptive measures one could take !

  • Cold Compresses or Ice Packs
    Wrapping ice cubes within thin cloth placed around reddened area remarkably reduces inflamed irritation.

  • OTC lotions/creams available
    Visit pharmacy nearest to you as they’re stocked everywhere across globe and ask him about best remedies regarding soothing red-palm like Calamine lotion.

  • Homeopathic/massaging therapy
    Consultation sessions often recommended by experts usually last an hour zeroing in onto relaxing mind-body healing techniques combined together projecting positivity towards inner energy channels!

Final Thoughts

In conclusion while scientifically proven facts might suggest health-related concerns resulting palmy-redness ,at least now as open-minded folks we have some folklore reasons too.

Personally speaking it’s pretty cool being linked directly related Satan maybe? Now go forward my friends wearing those reddish-hands with ease as badass symbols sure sparking curiosity among curious cats!

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