What aging does to the body?

Aging is inevitable. It’s like that friend who always shows up uninvited and overstays their welcome. And just like how that friend leaves a mess behind, aging also leaves its mark on our bodies. But what exactly does aging do to our body? Let’s take a look.

Wrinkles – The Ultimate Souvenir of Aging

The moment you hit your thirties, wrinkles are inevitable. They’re basically roadmaps of your life etched onto your face for all eternity. Those sleepless nights spent studying for exams or partying until 4 am? Yeah, they’ll be there in the form of crow’s feet and laugh lines.

But why do we get wrinkles as we age? First off, it’s because we lose collagen and elastin in our skin as we grow older. These are two proteins that help keep our skin firm and elastic (hence the name), so when they start disappearing, everything starts sagging.

Secondly, repeated facial expressions can also cause wrinkles over time– think frown lines from constantly scowling at people who don’t use turn signals or smile lines from laughing too much.

And finally, sun damage plays a huge role in premature wrinkling since UV rays can break down collagen and elastin faster than normal wear-and-tear would.

Saggy Breasts – Because Gravity Always Wins

Ah yes, breasts- nature’s way of giving back pain but looking fabulous while doing it! Sadly though ladies (and gents if you’re into that sorta thing) gravity always wins out in the end leading to what I eloquently call ‘Boob Droop’.

As women age tissues including ligaments around their boobs naturally thin which lacks supporting structure leaving them more prone to drooping southwards- charming!

Also not forgetting pregnancy/breastfeeding which wears out any elasticity left in your bosom area, especially after multiple kids. The result? Boobs that resemble deflated balloons. Enjoy!

Stiff Joints – Bending It Like a Creaky Beckham

Remember those pre-aging days when you could jump into splits or do the ‘worm’ with little to no effort at all? Well now it’s an interesting game of chance! Your joints become less pliable and less lubricated over time making movement more of a challenge for some people.

The loss of cartilage in our joints from aging means bones can rub together leading to painful inflammation (a term known as osteoarthritis) which isn’t exactly fun times for anyone who values mobility.

Brain Shrinkage – Some Food For Thought

As if losing hair wasn’t bad enough, it turns out that age is also not kind to our brains. Apparently, shrinking occurs even without expanding waistlines or missed gym check-ins because sometimes life likes to remind us what we’re made of- outside and inside.

This shrinkage happens specifically in areas responsible for learning and memory retention causing issues such as dementia or cognitive decline primarily occurring after age 65 years old where neurological decline becomes frequent visitors-in-law that one just can’t seem to shake off like a cold!

In conclusion, ‘leaving on empty’ may be the most fitting song ever heard post-golden years (trust me).

Incontinence and You..

Oh yes thought I would get through this article without mentioning bladder control? No ma’am I’m afraid not but here’s why:

As women transition from menopause, their estrogen levels drop drastically loosening muscles/ligaments throughout including their pelvic floor muscles meant to hold up internal organs within their bodies.

Men aren’t entirely safe either by the way given how prostate troubles spring up around mid-century.

Thus affecting toilet schedules majorly ranging from mild leaks during cough/laughter to frequent annoying urges as natural micturition becomes challenging.

On the bright side, you get a chance to swap those fancy laced panties and thongs for more secure, mature-looking granny panties (Hint: not recommended on First Dates!) which has got to be a win right?

Reduced Vision & Spectacle’s Fashion

Ever wondered why your grandparents hardly left their house before sunset? Yeah- that’s because they simply can’t see past sunrise anymore.

Most people experience age-related changes in vision when they hit 40 years old – especially among many other genetics or environmental reasons such as exposure to harmful rays of sunlight for extended periods of time.

Crystals located in our eyes used for focusing become rigid making it tougher doing daily activities or reading up close only useful with wearing glasses/contact lenses – but hey at least some spectacles are now fashionable with celebrities promoting the cool clear lens look via social media!

Sexual Changes Produced By Aging..

‘Getting older’ evidently affects sexuality which is an area one begins having ‘fun’ towards the teenage years until flipping flower beds resembling my grandma became more appealing!

In men peak testosterone levels usually occur between ages 15-25 dropping ever so slightly each year. In women however, estrogen/progesterone production decreases greatly during menopause alongside sexual desire namely ‘dryness’ naturally caused by declining hormone levels.

But from little acorns mighty oaks grow as sensuality is highly influenced by mood-setting preambles placed into play creating lasting memories.

Don’t Forget About Our Internal Organs–They Age Too!

We’ve made quite an effort letting everyone know about how aging affects us aesthetically..but what goes inside also matters too!

Our internal organs eventually start functioning less optimally due to factors including inflammation accumulated over time within tissues/organs contributing significantly lifespan decline accompanied by mortality rates led by respiratory/cardiovascular diseases.

In summary, it’s like driving a well-taken care of classic car selling for six figures before realizing the engine has been slowly rusting for years about to stall any minute!

In Conclusion

There you have it folks-an unapologetically realistic insight into aging pertaining to things that happen both externally and internally within our anatomy. I hope this gave you something exciting to look forward to (or not- no judgement here) and some essential information which is sure to come in handy sooner or later.

Because let’s be honest, when old age comes knocking on your door, you’ll want to be informed enough so as not to let the sneaky little %$!&^’s take you by surprise!

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