The Consequence: This is What You Get When You Mess With Us

Have you ever messed with someone who’d warned you not to do so? If yes, then you must have faced the consequences. And if no, let me tell you what happens when people mess with us. It’s not pretty.

Who are “Us”?

Before diving into our incredible stories of revenge and retribution, it’s important that I explain who I’m referring to as “us.” We’re a group of friends — well, more like a gang of misfits really — who stick together through thick and thin.

Our group isn’t particularly big or impressive; we’re just average human beings trying to live our lives without hurting anyone. But one thing we all agree on is that nobody messes with us and gets away with it.

Our Gang

Here are some of the core members:

  • Big Mike: A burly guy from Brooklyn who runs his own construction company.
  • Little Jenny: No taller than five feet but makes up for her size in attitude.
  • The Professor: An eccentric genius who never leaves home without at least three gadgets in his backpack.
  • Alexandra-The-Mighty: A fierce warrior princess from an ancient kingdom far beyond the mountains.

Don’t Mess With Big Mike

One time, while driving back home after a long day at work, Big Mike realized he had forgotten his lunchbox at the construction site. He rushed back there only to find out that someone had stolen it.

Now let me tell y’all something about Big Mike – he doesn’t take kindly to others messing with him (or anything that belongs solely to him). So instead of letting this slide by like most people would’ve done, he decided to take action immediately.

He put up ‘Missing Building Materials Posters’ all around town claiming that if anybody found his ‘Build your own Giant Robot kit’, he’d pay them a $10,000 reward. Within hours of Big Mike’s posters going up, the thief was caught and had to return his lunchbox.

Moral of the story: don’t mess with someone who runs their own construction company.

Little Jenny isn’t So Little

As mentioned earlier, Little Jenny might be small in size but there’s nothing “little” about her attitude. One day on her way back from grocery shopping, she caught a stranger trying to steal her purse right out of her hands! Without hesitation or missing a beat for that matter; she kicked him square in the groin!

The man was left lying on the ground while Jenny walked away with what belongs rightfully to only her – Her groceries and dignity intact.

Moral of this story? Never underestimate little women (especially ones named “Jenny”).

When The Professor Gets Mad…

Now let me introduce you properly to The Professor. This guy can build anything from his backpack including weapons like tasers etc. You definitely do not want this mad scientist seeking vengeance against you…

One time when he found out that someone broke into his house and stole all his gadgets/machines and equipment responsible for making said gadgets.. they were doomed. He conducted an amazing scheme involving some tech stuff none of us knew about leading finally towards catching those thieves red-handed.

Let me just say if anyone else is considering breaking into The Professor’s lab again – think twice… just saying (wink).

Alexandra-The-Mighty Takes Down Her Opponents

Last but not least – Alexandra-The-Mighty ain’t no damsel-in-distress waiting for help! She brings down enemies before they even realize what hit ‘em!!

We were traveling across savannas once when we got lost amidst various obstacles such as bad weather conditions and hostile terrain (Thank God I wasn’t driving!). Suddenly somebody ran towards us claiming how we’d trespassed his territory and demanded we pay him a vast amount of money for letting us escape unharmed.

The discussion didn’t last more than few minutes before Alexandra-The-Mighty jumped out with her sword. She then proceeded to show that poor vagabond who was messing with the wrong person(s).. if he indeed knew what I mean!

A piece of advice: You probably don’t want to mess around near our warrior princess or you’ll get cut quicker than cake at a birthday party! (And trust me, nobody wants to be anywhere near cake when it’s being consumed by Little Jenny)

The Conclusion…

In conclusion, let this article serve as a warning: “Don’t Mess With Us.” Though we may seem average and ordinary, you do NOT want any one individual from our group coming after you. Not only will YOUR misdeeds come back to haunt you but also shadow your life in some way or form.

Just remember; EVERY action has its consequences!

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