Number Please! Hilarious Ways to Score a Digits!

Have you ever wanted to make someone laugh while also scoring their phone number? Look no further, my friend. In this article, we will explore some hilarious ways that you can use to get those digits without coming off as creepy or desperate.

The Classic “Excuse Me, Do You Have the Time?”

This one is a classic for a reason! Not only does it give you an excuse to start a conversation with someone, but it’s also a great way to find out if they are interested in giving you their number.

Pro tip: Make sure that you actually have somewhere that you need to be afterwards so that it doesn’t come off as weird when the conversation ends abruptly.

The Cheesy Pickup Line

Sure, pickup lines can be cheesy and overused. But sometimes all it takes is the right delivery and reaction from your potential mate for them not roll their eyes at your puns. Here are some of our favorite cheesy pickup lines:

  • “Do your feet hurt? Because I’ve been running through my mind all day.”
  • “I must be lost because heaven is definitely missing an angel.”
  • “Are you Australian? Because when I look at you, I feel like Down Under.”

Over 200% of people interviewed confirmed these worked on them, just kidding about the stat though.

Dressing Up Your Pet

If costumes aren’t your thing but still want an ice breaker or attention grabber well dressing up pets might just do wonders as they’re always adorable (unless its monster themed) .

Pro Tip: Don’t try too hard by putting overly tight clothing pieces on furry creatures , flowy antennas will work though 😏

Cat owners should avoid using cat onesies with hoods unless they want battle scars — same goes probably for dogs according pawrents interviewed… remember comfort is key.

The Donut Tactic

Who doesn’t love donuts? Well, most people might not fall for it unless you put in the effort. Buy a box of donuts and walk up to your potential crush with them generously asking them which ones they’d prefer; exchange some sweet words then subtly ask if it’s ok making small talk (keep short but also natural). Pro Tip: Offer to share one or two flavors then proceed smoothly to a pickup line.

  • “These are my favorite too.”
  • “Great choice, I’m really on board with knowing anyone who likes this flavor.”
  • “I hear these donuts go great with your cellphone number.”

Play Games Together

Our phones have allowed us access to so many easy games that can be played at any moment. Sometimes playing together will lead you towards more than just a high score.

Pro tip: Ask them casually once you’ve become gaming buddies: “Hey do you have whatsapp installed? We should form our own e-sports team.”

It’s All About Timing: Grocery Stores

It’s hard enough going through the grocery store without thinking about meeting someone who could potentially be an SO/cooking partner… – So make sure while perusing certain aisles like cheese for instance .. Make eye contact and give out nods if possible –after all their shopping trolleys tells quite stories/ clues about what type of meals they enjoy cooking .

Pro Tip: If timing is somehow off — offer her/him help reaching that top shelf (where Betty Crocker or gluten-free mixture typically would hide)…and before jumping down lend some witty remarks about being able to reach stars now too, considering how tall s/he seems even though their daily groceries speaks volumes..

So here we’ve revealed five amazing tactics for scoring digits without coming across as creepy or desperate! Whether it’s using cheesy pickup lines, pets, donuts or just playing games together – the possibilities are truly endless. So go ahead and give these tips a try during your next outing, and who knows? You might just end up finding that special someone you’ve been searching for all along!

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