Me, Myself & Family: Selfish Quotes to Make You LOL

We all have those moments when we feel a little selfish – and there’s nothing wrong with that! Sometimes, you just need to put yourself first. So sit back, relax, and enjoy these hilarious quotes about being selfish.

Why be selfless?

Let’s face it – sometimes putting others first can be exhausting. Here are some reasons why being selfish isn’t always a bad thing:

  • It allows you to prioritize your own needs
  • It can reduce stress and anxiety
  • It helps build self-confidence
  • It establishes healthy boundaries in relationships

So go ahead – indulge in a little bit of “me time”!

The funniest quotes about being selfish

  1. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.”
  2. “I don’t care if Monday’s blue Tuesday’s gray and Wednesday too – all I know is I love me.” (From the song ‘Friday’ by Rebecca Black)
  3. “If at first you don’t succeed… redefine success as something that only benefits YOU!”
  4. “If loving myself is wrong, then I don’t want to be right.”
  5. “Self-care? Nah… more like selfie-care!”

Not feeling guilty for putting yourself first

Sometimes it can feel like we’re doing something wrong when we prioritize ourselves over others. But here’s the truth:

“There’s no room for our life purposes until we let go of guilt from pursuing them.” – Oprah Winfrey

So stop feeling guilty and start living your best life! Here are some more awesome quotes that’ll remind you it’s okay to put yourself first:

  1. “It took me years to figure out that screaming into a pillow was more productive than screaming at people.”
  2. “Say no without explanation so they understand their distance doesn’t hurt you mentally or physically.”
  3. “I’ve learned that when someone is upset, it’s not always about me – sometimes they’re just hungry and need a snack.”
  4. “It’s called self-love honey; look it up!”
  5. “Saying no can be the ultimate self-care.” – Claire Cook

Prioritizing yourself

It’s important to prioritize yourself in order to achieve your goals and maintain a healthy mental state. Here are some quotes that remind us why:

  1. “The biggest mistake I made was believing that somebody else could make me happy.”
  2. “You don’t always have to chop with the sword of truth – you can point with it too.” – Anne Lamott
  3. “Selfishness must always be forgiven, you know, because there is no hope for a cure.” (From Jane Austen’s ‘Mansfield Park’)
  4. “No one will take care of you if you do not take care of yourself.”
  5. “If we all stopped doing things for people who didn’t appreciate our efforts, they would either start appreciating them or start doing things for themselves.” – Caroline Buchanan

The importance of setting boundaries

People often forget that we are in charge of how others treat us, including family members and friends.

“You teach people how to treat you by what you allow, what you stop most importantly, what continue”- Dr.phil

Here are some quotes about setting boundaries so that we aren’t taken advantage of:

1) DON’T CALL ME . I won’t answer unless I see something from payday loans– anonymous
2) It is not my role to hold anyone accountable to their higher selves Anonymous
It is my role to keep myself accountable Anonymous #yup 😂
3) No’ might make them angry but its better than ‘Yes’ being exhausted.
4) “You have to set boundaries. You can’t let people compromise your happiness.”
5) “Boundaries are a part of self-care. They are healthy, normal, and necessary.” – Doreen Virtue

Conclusion

Being selfish isn’t always a bad thing, especially when it comes to taking care of yourself and making sure you’re happy. So the next time you prioritize yourself over someone else, just remember these funny quotes – because there’s nothing wrong with putting yourself first!

As they say:

“Do something every day that is loving toward your body and gives you the opportunity to enjoy the sensations of your body.”

So start indulging in everything good for you today!

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