How to wake up husband?

Are you tired of waking up in the morning, only to find your husband snoring away beside you? Worse still, has it become a struggle to get him out of bed and ready for work? Fear not! In this guide, we’ll take you through some surprisingly effective strategies that will succeed where traditional methods have failed.

Preparing to Wake Up Your Husband

The key here is preparation. Waking up your husband requires a mix of stealthy tactics and gentle prodding, so before attempting any of these techniques, make sure you’ve got everything in place.

Step 1: Get Ready To Move Some Muscles

Waking someone up actually takes a bit of physical effort (surprise!). Before getting started with your plan, do some stretches or exercises to boost your own energy levels.

Step 2: Prepare the Arsenal

You’re going into battle here – well okay, maybe ‘battle’ is too strong a word – but nonetheless you need an arsenal at hand. This could be anything from noise-making objects like bells or horns (think roller derby!), soaking wet sponges (ouch) or even just using your piercing banshee-like scream.

The Techniques

Now that you are pumped-up and geared for action…let’s begin!

Technique One: The Pressure Point Hack

Did I hear someone say ninja move? Impressively sneaky if executed correctly (pat yourself on the back) use this technique as follows:
1. Locate three pressure points around his head – one behind each earlobe and one behind/below his jawbone.
2. With two fingers pinch all three pressure points simultaneously…then ‘bam’, watch him wake up from his slumber confused AF.
Note- Make sure he doesn’t accidentally hit himself while waking up; don’t stop but avoid unintentional casualties.

Technique Two: Time to Get Wet

Everyone knows water is nature’s wake up call. So, here’s what you do:
1. Ready yourself with cups of ice cold water.
2. With stealth ninja spirit, throw the ice-cold water in his face and all over his body right after screaming ‘rise and shine lionheart!
3. In a deafening tone ask him if he wants more or if it worked (a taser gun can serve as a backup plan).

Technique Three: Blare It Out

With this method, we’re going for auditory shock factor.
1. Choose an obnoxious alarm sound (yep that repetitive annoying one) on your laptop or phone.
2. Blast it several times at maximum volume while jumping around the bed like a teen rock star until he willingly gets out of bed (as swift as Usain Bolt).

Technique Four: Use Your Best Asset – Your Voice!

Sometimes old-school methods just work better than most tech gadgets put together; enter, using your voice box to its full potential!
1. Stand beside him really close and scream “wake-up honey bunny! Stop snoring!”
2. Repeat 4 times in weird & bizarre tones i.e ‘Sloths move faster!!’, ‘I’m craving tacos!’…believe me, creativity works magic here.

The Grand Finale

Once you’ve successfully managed to jolt-frighten-startle-panic-change-alarm tunes-unsettled-pinch-poke-and-now-pissed-off-your-other-half awake; show some sympathy by providing breakfast that would even satisfy The Rock himself but only if the morning briefing meeting goes well!

In conclusion let us know which technique worked best for you? Was it pressuring those pressure points?! Sound off below!!!

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