How to use vitamin e capsules for breast enlargement?

Big, terrifying question. Well, we have answers – AND jokes. We’ve put together a comprehensive guide on how to use vitamin e capsules for breast enlargement! From what vitamin e is and why it works, to the ins-and-outs of application and potential risks, we’ve got you covered.

What Are Vitamin E Capsules?

Vitamin E is categorized as a fat-soluble-anti-inflammatory-agent that plays an essential role in human health. It exists naturally in many foods such as broccoli, peanuts, sunflower seeds, and spinach. But don’t worry about your diet just yet because this article isn’t really about food intake; rather, it’s discussing topical application of the stuff through vitamin E capsules.

Now let’s get down to brass tacks…uh-huh huh huh (18-year-old me would be so proud). A vitamin E capsule is essentially oil with encapsulated tocopherol derivatives inside. In other words: squishy little golden balls containing liquid gold that can do wonders for skin texture and reducing stretch marks (mothers around the world just perked up their ears).

Why Would You Want To Use Them For Breast Enhancement?

When applied topically or massaged into breasts or the surrounding areas like Monterrey Bay Aquarium employees touch Orcas🐳or Popeyes touching fried chicken thighs🍗(let’s all take 5 seconds and imagine retribution from animal activists), these little magic beans stimulate blood flow-through vessels under breast tissue. And guess what increased blood flow means?😉

Increased blood-flow usually means that something sweet is coming your way.. That sweet thing here being:

Pectoral muscle growth:

Pectoral muscles play a massive part in shaping breasts by basically holding them uplike pillars hold homes steady during earthquakes 👷‍♂️. And when the muscles grow, they push breast tissue forward and potentially upward, providing an impression of upliftment. Now if that’s not motivation for some exercise…

Moisturized skin:

Vitamin E oil is hydrating, plumping up loose skin enveloping your mammary glands as though it were a Bulgarian Babushka preparing her youngest grandchild for a brisk winter day 🔥. The supple texture of moisturized skin and prevention of stretch marks are added bonuses here!

How to Use Vitamin E Capsules For Breast Enlargement:

So now that we’ve established what vitamin E capsules are capable of in terms of breast enhancement let’s find out how you can utilize them to their fullest extent – which I know you’re dying to learn😉:

What You’ll Need:

  • A pack or bottle(whichever fancies your heart)of vitamin e capsules
  • Coconut oil/olive oil/honey
  • Your 🍑🍑patience

Personally I think honey sounds TOO fancy for this purpose but hey..if Honey Boo Boo could use glamour shampoo whatever works right?


  1. Take one vitamin E capsule.
  2. Pop open with sterilized pin OR your teeth (We take no responsibility)
  3. Rub into hands until warm.
  4. Gently rub onto breasts using circular motion.

It’s easiest applying the mixture day-time(wearing clothes), seeing as Vitamin-E is wildly greasy(oil is not American Apparel⚡). Repeat daily application processes three times per week at least✌️

Et voila! So easy even Cher’s half Japanese daughter Chaz Bono could handle it🤷‍♀️. But Remember Rome wasn’t built In a Day…likewise one cannot expect sky-high 💎💎after just 30 days. Dress yourself up in confidence until changes hopefully develop all the way✨.

Risk Factors:

So, no we don’t want to be potential kill-joys 🤦 but the purpose of writing these sorts of articles include safety warnings.
One should thoroughly research before indulging in using vitamin E capsules for breast enhancement especially if they are susceptible to allergies or have extremely sensitive skin. The chief concern in utilizing topicals that you aren’t familiar with is allergic reactions🙅(imagine your breasts looking like pineapples post-application…we’ll leave it there) Therefore patch testing for all cosmetic products proves paramount..
As a wise man once said – Safety first. Don’t break both the bank AND the girls! 😬

We hope (and honestly believe) this guide can be helpful and enjoyable too maybe?😅.. Regardless though, thank us later when you notice those boobs popping a little extra👀.
But always remember that just as important as wanting bigger tisomes one should love their body as is inclusive of stretch marks or tits on separate zip codes 😌💐. This nonsensical article was simply written with an intention to add some levity and silly humour, whilst hopefully shedding light regarding breasty-methods which truly work..with minimal risks involved✨