How to put a suppository in yourself?

We’re going to preface this article with a disclaimer: we understand that talking about shoving things up your bum may not be everyone’s cup of tea. However, as medical professionals, we are duty bound to provide you with accurate information and guidance on how to put a suppository in yourself.

So, without further ado (or explanation), let’s dive into the ins and outs of putting medication where the sun doesn’t shine.

What is a suppository?

First of all, let’s start with the basics. A suppository is a small medicinal object designed for insertion into one of three places – namely, the rectum, vagina or urethra (although today we’ll only be focusing on the former). They come in many shapes and sizes depending on their use but generally will look something like this:

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Why would I need to use one?

Suppositories can be used for various reasons such as relieving constipation or administering pain relief directly where it is needed. Essentially they work by dissolving after being inserted which then allows medication therapy locally at site applied – no GI tract absorption required!

Conditions that may require suppositories

  • Hemorrhoids
  • Incontinence
  • Fever reduction
  • Menstrual Cramps
  • Diarrhea medicines

Fun Fact: The word ‘suppository’ actually comes from the Latin word ‘suppositorium’, meaning ‘something placed underneath’.

Prepping for Procedure

Next thing’s first! Two key items which are essential before inserting any metal ball up your butt:

1) Wash hands thoroughly/up until forearms completely drenched
2) Get comfortable i.e., select an area such as bed , side couch etc where you can lay down on left side.
3) If you happen to have lubed jelly (the more, the better) or a small amount of Petroleum Jelly or glycerin can be applied.

“Oh no! There’s hair in the way!”

If you happen to have some bush happening down there or just appearance of unwanted microbelts: Don’t worry. Trim/shave it a bit prior insertion for cleaner application, however do not engage in extensive shaving right before procedure as it may cause irritation and ultimately increase interference with hygiene level.

Pro Tip: It is recommended that if undesirable stench exists take shower/ bathe beforehand so have relaxed self-involved time cleaning up things downstairs thoroughly

How to insert suppository

Now comes time to actually try inserting suppositories where they belong! Here are the step by step instructions on how best go about this:

  1. Put on gloves if desired
  2. Open packaging carefully – don’t tear off paper too fast lest it might hit area around with negative transmission vibess.
  3. Lubricate tip of fingaaar/suppository gently
  4. Assume fetal position and bend knees towards chest.. You can also lay sideways facing left with your bent-knees pointing towards chest; either works fine
  5. Push one finger/suppository past anal sphincter muscle slowly at an angle upwards about 1 inch
  6. Wait until completely dissolved upon doing last movement then tidy up wrappers any traces behind-if possible flush/discard these shortly after using first because they tend ferment odor pretty quickly!

One important note: Be sure not to use water based lube during process . Only go-to lubricant should be greasy i.e., petrolatium Vaseline etc … Anything watery could end up making things worse rather than help slip inside firmly without discomforting degree presssuring rectum walls .

And voila! That’s really all you need know when putting medication inside yourself These balls have been medical miracle workers forever and we thank them for all they do – now you can too.

Health Risks and Considerations

Despite their many helpful applications, suppositories are not without risks. Here are some health considerations worth bearing in mind:

Anal Irritation

If used improperly or repeatedly over a short time frame period of days anal irritation may occur In general stick to dose directed ranges indicated by pharmacist /prescriptions label along with proper insertion techniques as advised within this guide:)

Bowel Impaction:

There exists likelihood where the body will mistakenly absorb medicine presented which then could lead to constipation issues .Make sure right choice limit dosage listed on prescription so that no such side-effect clogs up gut intestines

Pro Tip: If certain brand’s specific instructions missed followed such as duration per administration instructions or intervals – seek consultation from doctor if got any confusion making problems

Allergic Reactions:

Certain individuals may be allergic or sensitive to ingredient list present medication providing object.. Inspect before inserting anything into rectum as ensure absence bothersome allergens listed either directly/indirectly. (Or consult GP regarding allergies).

And there you have it! We hope this somewhat comical yet informative guide has helped answer your questions about how to insert suppository at home. As always, it’s important to follow all package directions, take note of potential risks involved and don’t hesitate reach out healthcare professionals should need help (although also don’t tell us about your personal experiences – TMI!) Good luck and happy booty-drugging!

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