How to make your stomach sick?

Time and again, we all yearn for a day off from our mundane routine, but when it finally arrives, our indolence creeps in. We drag ourselves on the bed with a bowl of popcorn while binge-watching endless hours of TV shows. However, ever thought about how you can make your restful day even more fun? Wonder no more because here are some hilarious ways to help you get sick!

Start With An Empty Stomach

The first step may seem obvious: starve yourself! Don’t eat anything at all. That’s right; an empty stomach is the perfect foundation to getting sick — duh! But if only that was enough magic, eh?

Gross Yourself Out

Let nature do its thing and make gross stuff happen – this one isn’t rocket science to read well without context either. Some suggestions include staring at pictures of infected wounds or open infections or maybe watch videos where folks use objects as toilets/unsafe sanitary practices.

Get Drinks Ready

When we talk about drinks ready for making your stomach upset – there’s nothing better than raw eggs blended together with coffee grounds from last night’s pot brew- yum!

Following up such thrilling dimensions would be trying to mix leftover food items altogether yes together like catching that last piece of three-day-old pizza along with breakfast cereal.

Alternatively, try having excessive dairy products like an entire carton worth milkshake, which sounds tempting yet sickly fulfilling.

Experimenting With Spices And Foods

Adding loads and loads of hot sauce onto everything has been tried timelessly by many people out there who still manage to survive despite attempting these shenanigans endlessly anyhow (wink). Chili peppers along with ghost pepper extracts serve perfect delights when added excessively over every meal possible throughout the whole day.

Mix unsuitable ingredients altogether (grapes and salmon mixed perhaps?)!!! The flavors’ very existence might just ruin one’s day of enjoyment.

Take Yourself Out Of Your Comfort Zone

Ever tried an exotic dish that ruined your whole appetite for months to come? Exactly. This is perfect for a restful weekend – we look far too comfortable in life sometimes, don’t we?

People have tried fermented stuff like kimchi or unfamiliar berry items from Amazon rainforests (yes you read it right) — grossing yourself out by stepping away from the usual food items makes sense if you think about it.

Also, trying new cuisine with different cooking preparation methods can be an adventurous choice at times.

Stress It Out

Anxiety and always-worrying behavior are genuinely underestimated when it comes to getting sick asap (literally lost my voice last time I did this myself)! So buckle up underprepared person sitting behind the screen (talking about myself here heh). Start thinking of things work-related events which make your palms sweat —that should do the trick!

Alternatively, visualize a dramatic representation where someone close does not love them anymore; maybe add bucket loads of tears (water intake alert!) while glumming down all that comfort food- yikes!

Let’s Get Physical?

Yes technically exercising would keep sickness away but reverse physiology says otherwise (gasps)- try depriving your body off any movement routine whatsoever. Become an Olympic couch potato champ overnight by laying back diligently until everything starts hurting because no reason sums this up better than because I-said-so-ology.

Psst.- Also slouching over while staring continuously into five screens simultaneously could serve beneficially here to fast forward towards nausea medicine after-effects (lol @ real-life experiences).

Doing nothing will actually create chances where random cramps start showing as well—the relaxing version outcome wasn’t promised explicitly earlier now was it.

In conclusion, making oneself ill can be methodical – honesty who doesn’t want that perfect excuse to get out of any social gathering (haha)? Envisage a classic movie scene surrounded by scattered tissues and misery during a vulnerable weekend. However, take note: dry-heaving over the toilet bowl isn’t an enjoyable experience at all (yet again- firsthand experiences talk)!

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