How to know if you have a intestinal blockage?

In this piece, we’ll be diving deep into the tumultuous world of intestinal blockages. This is a topic you won’t want to miss, so put down your snacks and buckle up for some gut-wrenching information.

What is an Intestinal Blockage?

First things first, let’s establish what an intestinal blockage actually is. Essentially, it occurs when there is a physical obstruction (such as a tumor or accumulated stool) in the digestive tract that prevents food and waste from passing through freely.

So yeah, basically it’s like traffic on the 405 during rush hour – everything starts backing up and you’re left feeling pretty miserable.

Symptoms of an Intestinal Blockage

Now that we know what we’re dealing with, let’s take a look at some common symptoms:

  • Abdominal pain
  • Bloating
  • Constipation
  • Nausea/vomiting
  • Diarrhea

If any combination of these symptoms persist for more than three days, it may be time to see your doctor.

But hey, if you enjoy keeping yourself guessing until the very last minute – I guess go ahead and wait till day four. Your funeral.

Causes of Intestinal Blockages

Intestinal blockages can arise due to various factors such as:

1. Adhesions

Adhesions are bands of scar tissue that form between abdominal tissues/organs after surgery or infection. This scarring can sometimes cause bits n’ pieces to stick together where they shouldn’t be sticking…

…kinda like Craigslist missed connections but significantly less romantic (and much more painful).

2. Hernias

A hernia occurs when tissue squeezes through weak spots in surrounding abdominal muscles.This leads to uncomfortable bulges under skin which generally don’t feel too great kicking around down there.

I mean, if that’s your vibe/sexy kink by all means go ahead, but we’re talking about intestinal blockages here.

3. Inflammation

Inflammatory bowel disease (IBD) or pancreatitis can cause inflammation and swelling, leading to obstruction of the digestive tract.

Diagnosing an Intestinal Blockage

If you suspect you have an intestinal obstruction, it’s time to see a medical professional. We know, it’s not as fun as diagnosing yourself via WebMD #teamhypochondria – But trust us on this one folks,

Your doctor may conduct various tests such as:

  • X-Ray
  • CT scan
  • MRI
  • Colonoscopy
  • Endoscopy

Don’t worry though! Unlike when trying Uber for the first time, these rides don’t come with additional ‘surprise’ fees.

Treating an Intestinal Blockage

Treatment for an intestinal blockage depends on both severity and cause:

Mild Cases

For mild cases,a “wait-and-watch” approach is generally taken along with some dietary changes: Avoiding solid foods/’fibrous’ vegetables,sip clear liquids instead,get maximum bed rest unless u wanna be involuntarily playing musical chairs in particular department…

…You get our point.

Moderate-to-Severe Cases

More severe instances of intestinal obstruction are often treated via nasal/G-tube therapies known intricately as nasogastric intubation(Gazuntie!)

What does this entail?

A tube inserted through either nostril down into stomach helps remove excess air/gas/liquid/blockage whilst providing necessary nutrients/sufficient relief from symptoms until more invasive procedures(subsequent surgeries and/or hospitalization ) are feasible!

Side note: If G-Tubes sound like something straight out of Pitch Perfect – thats because they kind of are except less singing/more tubes-y.

Prevention is Key

Intestinal blockages are no joke. But there are plenty of ways to reduce your risk such as:

  • Staying hydrated
  • Eating a high-fiber diet
  • Exercising regularly

But really, the best way to prevent an intestinal blockage is to simply just stay away from any scenario that makes you think:

“Hey,I wonder if I could eat this entire pizza in one sitting?”

Don’t do it. Trust us.

Final Thoughts

So now we know that getting an intestinal obstruction isn’t typically something out of nowhere but always better safe than sorry! Be mindful of what you put/don’t put ahem down there and don’t hesitate seeking professional care/assistance at first sign of digestive issues.

Bottom line, take care of your GI tract because it’s gotta deal with whatever sht (literally)you throw at it-and nobody wants a blocked bowel.

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