How to insert vaginal suppository?

Ladies, it’s time to talk about vaginal suppositories. You know those little guys that come in a foil wrapper and have instructions that make you feel like you need an advanced degree in anatomy just to understand them? Well, fear not because I’m here to guide you through the process.

Whether this is your first time using a suppository or you’re a seasoned pro looking for some comedic relief, this article will definitely be worth the read. So grab a glass of wine (or two) and let’s get started!

What Exactly is a Vaginal Suppository?

Before we dive right into the insertion process, let’s take a quick moment to discuss what exactly these things are.

A vaginal suppository is basically medicine in solid form that gets inserted directly into your vagina. It’s designed to treat various issues ranging from yeast infections to hormonal imbalances. They come in different shapes and sizes and can contain ingredients such as antibiotics or antifungals.

Now that we have our basic intro down pat, let’s learn how we can use these little buddies confidently without involving our gynecologist:

Step 1: Wash Your Hands

This may seem obvious but it’s important enough for us all so sit up straight now… okay got took care of business? Now wash hands!! We want clean hands when inserting anything into our body! Make sure your nails are trimmed because sharp jagged monster sized nails do NOT belong anywhere near there(my lady!). If necessary trim those suckers!

Step 2: Time To Unwrap The Surprise

It’s quite exciting unboxing something until now unknown wink wink… anyways back on track- unwrap the foil covering around the suppository package with great care.. don’t rip it apart as if ripping off band-aids while getting vaccination; be gentle & unwrap dem babies with love and care…

Step 3: Find The Perfect Position

Now let’s get into position – You can either lie down in bed, put one foot up on the toilet seat, or if you’re feeling especially adventurous try a handstand. Just kidding.. (maybe?) Well something similar that leaves your va-jay-jay air-deck displayed for insertions sake. Whatever makes you comfortable is key! You don’t want to be in the wrong position while inserting.

Alright sweetie, we’re ready for insertion herself!

Step 4: Inserting That Suppository

Some vaginas are unique snowflakes(more like sea salt flakes), so feel free to experiment until you find what works best for you.

• Gently but firmly slide that bad boy into your vagina
• Make sure it goes far enough inside so it won’t slide out
• Relax and wait for it do its thing…

And voila!! We’ve completed vaginal suppository insertion school ladies !! Congratulations 🎉Hey there was no bleeding involved…SO PROUD OF YOU GIRL!!

You’re Not Done Yet – Clean Up Time!

Let’s wrap this baby up — now covergirl time which needs covering my girl– ensure that all residue (do not even get me started if there’s none) from the process has been wiped away clean by using tissue paper generously! Best practice would be to wash again after any kind of insertion anyways 🙂 Hip-Hip Hooray!! You survived female health maintenance 101; with maximum dignity & confidence!

Frequently Asked Questions:

To round things off here i’ll give answers some FAQs just incase our humor wasn’t informative enough (sighs deeply)

Can I Have Sex After Inserting A Vaginal Suppository?

I mean why not hun? It doesn’t cause harm right… Besides being an effective birth control method since ovulation reduces 😉 – I think you can finally grab your mojo back!

What Happens If You Don’t Insert A Suppository Properly?

Oh dear Lord- there’s still that detail left but don’t panic. You know what they say practice makes perfect; keep trying until you nail it! Regular and or incorrect use of suppositories increases the likelihood for irritation or bleeding so we want to avoid messing up frequently.

Can I Insert The Suppository While On My Period?

Of course if thats what works best for ya, why not? Just make sure to insert high enough into vagina to prevent leaks.What a joyful concept !

Should I Lay Down After Inserting The Vaginal Suppository?

Actually no silly goose…It’s best to wait at least 10-15 minutes in order for the medicine within the suppository has had sufficient time to dissolve – this will ensure optimal treatment benefits are received fully by our body

Conclusion:

Alright ladies, that concludes our humorous yet informative guide on how to insert vaginal suppositories; hope y’all enjoyed it as much as i did writing it. We all know female health maintenance is not always great fun… BUT with self care we can make these little journeys ever than before(insert Deadpool references) go out & try inserting that stuff like a pro(my lady!).