How to hurt your ankle and get a boot?

Are you tired of walking without any assistance? Do you want people to feel sorry for you and look at you with admiration or pity? Then injuring your ankle and getting a boot might be the solution! Here is a comprehensive guide on how to hurt your ankle, fake it till they believe it’s real, and get that sweet-looking boot.

Step 1: Prepare Yourself

Getting an injury that requires a medical device may seem like fun, but it can be challenging if not planned well. Follow these steps religiously to make sure everything goes smoothly:

Gather Your Supplies

Before proceeding with this plan, go through the following checklist:

  • Crutches
  • Sports brace
  • Icepacks
  • Painkillers

Choose A Good Venue

Make sure there are no sharp objects or hard surfaces nearby as falling onto them could actually cause severe injury. Also avoid crowds as we wouldn’t want anyone bothering us while we’re in pain.

Step 2: The Actual Hurting Part

Now let’s put our acting skills to test. We know that really hurting ourselves isn’t ideal so here’s some advice for how to pretend adequately:

Practice Falling

You don’t want someone catching you when pretending to trip which would ruin one of the most important parts of faking an injury – taking things so seriously no one will question their authenticity. So practice tripping until perfect.

Say Cheese!

Do not forget facial expressions when faking injuries; They have been ruled out by law enforcement officials as being key indicators in distinguishing between those who are truly injured from those looking for sympathy or attention.

  • Staircase tumbling;
  • Badly stepping over stones;
  • Slippery floor action;
  • Foiled parkour attempts;

After doing the act that landed you here, you need to make sure no one knows it’s staged.

Step 3: Take Care Of The Fire

A twisted or sprained ankle can be really painful, but the primary objective of faking an injury is people’s attention. To play a convincing victim, try these actions:

Pretend It Still Hurts Even When It Doesn’t

Be consistent in pretending your foot still hurts even when there are more pressing things around to capture your interest.

Walk Slowly and Sloppily on Your Crutches

Walking differently from usual should sell the fact that it may hurt. Lean heavily on your crutches and walk as slowly and unsteadily as possible.

In addition, sports braces will help give off a feeling of being injured for extra sympathy points.

Step 4: Brace Yourself – Get That Boot!

Congratulations! You’re at last prepared enough to get that boot everyone has been raving about!

Schedule Appointment With A Doctor

Getting medical professionals involved is essential with this plan since they will determine whether we require further testing or not before giving permission for going home wearing our new accessory.

Be Persuasive And Descriptive About Pain Occurring Without The Device

Exaggerate the symptoms so much during consultation with doctors; say words like excruciating pain everytime you mention how it occurred without the device; brace/have crutch/support equipment confirm connection;
that hospital officers won’t hinder us getting what we came here for –
a fancy new cast/orthopedic device often called “The Boot”.

At long last – after reaching out opinion-wise quests continued – one works their way up within current social circles while improving relationships socially not otherwise possible by putting themselves in situations where fake-pretext injuries give them status quo footing ahead of others who attempt such deceptiveness less convincingly.

Thankfully there’s always another day where conformity would make more sense, but for now with some guidance everyone can achieve the low brow empathy that faking an ankle injury has to offer.

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