How to cut fungus nails?

Are you tired of having fungus-infected nails that look like they could be used as weapons? Do your toes resemble a rotting carcass instead of something decently resembling human anatomy? Well, look no further! With this guide, we’ll go through some simple steps on how to cut those mutant nails down to size.

Introduction

First and foremost, before cutting any nail, it’s important to give yourself a proper foot bath. Whether it’s hot water or salty water with lavender oil (for that spa-like touch), making sure your feet are clean and relaxed will make this experience much more enjoyable.

Tools Needed

Cutting fungus nails is not an easy task and requires specific tools for optimal results. Here are some essential items needed in achieving healthy toenails:

  • A Nail Clipper
  • An Emery Board
  • A Small Brush or Q-Tip For Cleaning Underneath The Nails

Remember that these items can also double as great survival tools when stranded out in the wilderness!

Clipping Your Toenails

Now onto the fun part – clipping those monster toenails down! This may sound simple, but there are several important factors you should bear in mind:

Choose The Right Time To Clip

To ensure comfort while clipping your mutant toenails, choose a time when they’re soft from being soaked in water. Trust us, nobody wants to witness you hacking away at toughened mangled bits.

Avoid Cutting Them Too Short

It’s tempting just to snip until everything evens out nicely–but be warned: over-clipping can lead to ingrown toenail issues; not only fighting zombies after this will prove problematic.

Straight Vs Curved Cutting Techniques:

At first clip each nail straight across avoiding curves: “shoot ’em dead” approach. Then you can carefully cut the curved corners with a slight curve to avoid potential sharpness–unless that’s your thing; no judgement.

File Your Nails

After clipping, use an emery board as needed to smooth out rough edges and finish off their new look.

Take Steps To Avoid Reinfection

As one would expect in fighting zombies or simply surviving day-to-day, cleanliness is crucial. Here are some additional measures you should take:

  • Disinfect potentially contaminated tools (even when sharing them with other survivors) using rubbing alcohol;
  • Wash feet daily & lotion if possible; dry well at all times;
  • Wear shoes made of breathable materials on avoid trapping moisture.

These additional steps might seem tedious now but trust us, fungus reappearing worse than ever doesn’t sound fun.

Use these tips and tricks, and those toenails will be looking almost human again! Remember humor helps deal with any strike life gives us so just imagine taking down zombies while modelling perfectly groomed nails – talk about apocalypse goals!

Stay safe from infections everyone!

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