How to apply androderm patch video?

Are you a man seeking to increase your testosterone levels but hate needles? Look no further, because Androderm patches are here! These patches contain the same hormone as injections and gels, but with a twist: they’re just like Band-Aids! No more shrieking at nurses in fear of needles. Here’s how to apply an Androderm patch:

Step 1: Preparation

Before anything else, make sure that your skin is clean and dry. Do not, I repeat DO NOT apply it on oily or damaged skin unless you enjoy looking like a war veteran badge collector.

Also, double-check if any furniture within arm’s reach has broken mirrors. Last time Joe applied his patch without checking nearby objects he broke several kitchen plates that took months of persuasion for Karen who he lived with to let him purchase.

Step 2: Choose Your Spot

Now that we have good skincare hygiene out of the way, it’s time you choose the spot where you’ll be applying the patch. You may want to consider rotating different places daily so one spot doesn’t become irritated.

Pro tip: If hair covers your desired application site (as long as it isn’t on top of your head), shave them off beforehand. Think about football players taping their ankles before putting on socks… It works!

Step 3: Peeling Time

Carefully peel off one side of the plastic liner while holding onto its opposite end securely so nothing accidentally rips – especially parts below belt level since nobody wants cuts there! Yowza!

Then hold up adhesive-covered half staring down at non-sticky empty side ready for application.

Step 4: Apply The Patch

Personal suggestion – try imagining yourself in a ‘90s undercover FBI movie starring Pierce Brosnan as Agent Anderman when applying this thing — then slowly place and press it adhesive side down in a “no rubbing circles” motion onto the application site. It’s imperative to prevent accidental detachment from rotation activity or any movement for that matter.

Step 5: Wash Your Hands

You’ve finished, buddy! Well done! All you have left to do is wash your hands and dispose of any waste accordingly.

Pro tip #2: The patch contains testosterone so avoid letting your skin contact anyone, especially children or expecting partners…unless they are ready to experience spontaneous beard growth and sudden quests for knights’ armor shops.

Furthermore, don’t forget a roll call of body parts covered by the patch every few hours. If it falls somewhere while having fun with friends playing ping-pong on Friday night that’s just an awkward conversation starter!

Safety Tips for Androderm Patches

It’s important we let you know some safety tips when using these patches:

Avoid Open Flames

I mean this should be rookie knowledge but apply common sense people – absolutely NO open flames near patches because if they catch fire mid-conversation that’s going into many “funniest stories” chatrooms online.

Keep Them Out Of Reach

There are reckless kids out there who find joy in consuming sushi filled with wasabi despite their age… so keep your Androderm pouches away from them too!

Monitor Levels Daily

Keep track of how often and where you’ve applied it recently since overusing one area excessively leads to skin abrasions plus possible elevated levels of testosterone imbalance leading options between being hairy like an ape vs shedding more than snake during shedding season

Conclusion

And there it is folks all laid out; the process should take only a few minutes. By following this guide closely, as well as injecting humor whenever applicable (which is always), we’re sure most men will find success applying Androderm patches correctly without much trouble!

Now please excuse me while I figure out where my roommate placed his Androderm patches; something smells different in our living room.

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