How to administer suppository?

So, you’ve found yourself in a situation where administering a suppository is the only option. Maybe your doctor prescribed one or maybe it was a drunken dare from your friends (hey, we don’t judge). Regardless of why you need to do it, administering a suppository can seem like an intimidating task. But fear not! With this guide and some determination, you’ll be sticking things up your butt like a pro in no time.

Understanding Suppositories

Before we jump into how to actually administer the suppository, let’s take a moment to understand what it is and how it works.

What are Suppositories?

Well my curious friend, suppositories are little torpedo-shaped medication delivery systems designed for rectal administration. They come in various sizes and types depending on the medicine they contain. From pain relief medications such as ibuprofen to anti-nausea soapsicles meant for morning sickness- there’s always something suitable for every ailment out there!

How does Rectal Administration work?

Wonder no more dear companion because I’m about break down this phenomenon like Steve Irwin breaking Aligator Infested candlenut trees with just his cockatoo winged back pouchesssss!.

When medications are taken orally–and holy crap everybody does indeed have an anus -they must pass through our digestive system before absorption kicks off at which point enzymes alter their effectiveness levels significantly reducing them potency ultimately taking longer timespan than that intended/expected by prescriber thus almost often failing those who need rapid influx actions.. On other hand when administered via syringe directly over bloodstream bypass intestines altogether; entering vein instantly rendering effects just within seconds instead hours corresponding otherwise-ingested pills/capsules couldn’t deliver well enough results – now imagine that worked with all kinds of meds y’all might end feeling nothing but cold turkey while lying down waiting for hours wondering if it’s working… Indeed! With me so far??? Great, let’s continue…

Enter suppositories, the buck passing rogue of the delivery system world. By utilizing the rectum (or more specifically…the anus!), we can bypass our digestive system AND get those pesky drugs into our bloodstream like a one-stop-shop.

Preparing to Administer the Suppository

So you’ve got your suppository in hand, but before we go sticking it up there willy nilly, there are few things that need to be taken care of first.

Wash Your Hands!

Remember when everybody told us to wash our hands constantly last year – well surprise they were ABSOLUTELY RIGHT #smirk- please sing Happy Birthday twice while washing for extra brownie points and because why not? Knowing how u love b-day parties lol …

You don’t want any nasty bacteria getting introduced during this process–trust me on this one. So scrub-a-dub-dub with hot water and soap is definitely something you’ll want doing as seriously possible even better wear gloves while making administering cleaner interactions with poop’n it … no kerplunk surprises either haha!!!

Clean Up Your Booty-O

Here comes good part – oh yeah lovers! Time now pop flair or find some aromatherapy scented candles burnin’ coz self-care moments coming through– just kidding solo-administers hehe!

Thank GOD remember that interwebs between ur fingers.. check if cloth or toilet tissue are still relevant today in 21st century cause chances could hack off microscopic pieces missing invisible areas where smell might still hail from left behind!! This potentially wil leading poor him/her having second thoughts towards continuing wherever next medicinal sessions lie onward within relationship hahalaughdancehahaLOOOLLwoot!!

Anywho back on topic; grab some wipes/baby wipes/moist paper towels, whatever you have on hand and give your backdoor a good clean. Not scrub the skin raw kinda clean, just a gentle wipe down to ensure that there is no…errr…debris in the way when it comes suppository insertion time.

Get Your Game Plan Ready

This step probably isn’t necessary for you overachievers out there aka us – but if this is one of those things where execution could use some prep-time strategizing; it’s handy having everything required prepped & with’ u — kind shifting after quickly getting hands-on prior-info, placing sheet napkin or towels or maybe even yoga mat just in case overnight guest leaving behind any surprises hehewinkwinknudgenudge

Here are few items which could be needed

  1. Suppository (obviously)
  2. Rubber Gloves/Kitchen gloves/Nitrile non-latex gloves
  3. Wipe/Baby wipes/Moist Paper Towels/TP
  4. Lube/Petroleum Jelly/Semi-solid fatty type of medium etc.
  5. What else do I need?

That’s entirely up to you captain! Whatever combination of tools makes getting through this situation easiest for delightful afternoon “medically enhance leisure sessions”!

Administering the Suppository

Now comes moment we’ve all been waiting for – rejoice friends because now here lies final details about how rock world safely sticking suppositories up our Terrestrial Coolant Systems without tapping into dark wizardry guilds hohohoh…

Unwrap The Suppository and Lubricate It

Oh yeahhhhhh babyyyyy…the first touch!!! Great now let’s calm down and unwrap package containing loyal medication-shaped friend making sure not causing breakage while doing so either by adding excess pressure / knowingly applying false grip as boomer whose grappling three living crocodiles at once would do during his prime years..

Next apply lubrication generously all above (before inserting) the suppository keeping session lubricated, material smooth-helping keep it from falling out of posterior canal on jumping jacks or sudden muscle jerks

Get into Position

This part entirely up to you and your preferred approach. Since most concerns whether suited for glamorous movies ‘if look good enough angle taken with bad lighting could rival porn industry’ – nah it’s okay just sit back relax &take deep breaths; we’re going in boys n girls!! Just like typing email but slightly more challenging..Done right can be a fascinating hobby by athletes across board.

A popular position frequently relied upon is laying down sideways placing one knee positioned upwards while second leg straightening outward / matching descending profile-creating space allowing movement easy for Lubricated SuppositoyofWellness Wonderment.

Insert That Badboy

Now dear friend here comes moment we’ve been working towards baby…grab that lubed-up suppository and get ready to insert into rectum which should be about 1 inch inside place thus alignment point going inward towards torso direction pushing gently until entire little guy inserted fully small side facing input side….

Once done giving quick massage butt cheeks pushed together helping my favorite medicine-wing-man staying put coz nobody wants runaway medication lol…

The Aftermath!

Congratulations partner –you did it! Give yourself pat(s) culminating in thunderous applause!! Sighs In relieve feeling momentarily heard abacuses-clickings/swooshing sounds loudly broadcasting nothing/just slight goosebumps surrounding periphery areas within mass velocity cascade ripples!!

After administering the suppository, there are few things will want doing.

  1. Remain Lying Down For A Few Minutes –

Twenty-minutes ideal time however give yourself ample probate based instincts regulating resting interval times / severity pertaining illnesses plus buttock posturing possible modesty aspects amongst others overall effectual user experience levels..

  1. Dispose of the Suppository Wrapper and Gloves –

Have a quick tidy afterwards disposing off either waste wrapping supplemented with gloves vestiges to proper trash-bin; hygiene measures could take into account latest Municipal recommendations (which likely will have been advised upon medication distribution point).

Summary

There you have it folks! Administering suppositories may seem like daunting task but if follow guide correctly everything involving medicinal enhancement therapies should simply breeze through.. Just light-heartedly prep for entire thing, make sure washed & cleaned up suitably enough all on one’s own volition just as tigrously next time practising right after perfecting tactics derived from reading this comprehensive how-to.

Until then Gung-ho ! #smirks

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