How bald am i?

Are you tired of constantly looking in the mirror and questioning whether or not you’re going bald? Fear no more! This article will provide you with all the information necessary to determine just how bald (or not) you really are.

Understanding Hair Loss

Before getting into the specifics of your hair situation, it’s important to understand hair loss. Hair loss is a normal part of aging for both men and women. It occurs when hair falls out faster than new hairs can replace them.

Types of Hair Loss

There are many different types of hair loss, including:

  • Male-pattern baldness
  • Female-pattern baldness
  • Alopecia areata
  • Telogen effluvium

Each type has its own causes and symptoms. In this article, we’ll mainly focus on male-pattern baldness as it is the most common form of hair loss in men.

Assessing Your Level of Baldness

Now that we have an understanding of what causes hair loss let’s assess your level of baldness!

The Norwood Scale for Men

The Norwood scale is used by doctors to classify male-pattern baldness based on the pattern and severity.

Here’s how it works:

  1. Start with Stage 1: No significant recession at temples yet.
  2. Move through each stage until you find one that matches your current level—taking note about any changes occurring over time.
  3. Work downward from there according to symmetry– if both sides match up equally but without much frontal growth present across their top line then take note again because YOU ARE BALDING, MY FRIEND!

Stage 1 & 2: Minimal Recession

If…You don’t see a ton signs where receding began:
– You may still have hair left
OR… [X] rest peacefully knowing THERE WILL BE DARKNESS -YOU’RE GOING BALD. 😉

Stage 3: Pronounced Recession

At this stage hair loss will become fairly obvious:
– Full or nearly full gill-like empty spaces over the forehead
Hold on, maybe you’re just imagining things?
– Some strands may grow noticeably weaker than others.

Stage 4 & 5: Advanced Hair Loss

Noticing a yarmulke shape forming at the top of your head. What do doctors diagnose for these patients?
It means, unfortunately… [X] YOU ARE FULLY BALDING

Preventing Further Hair Loss

We all know that An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure—unclear if we use both aspects taking into account premonitions but hey! Here are some tips to help prevent further hair loss!

Medical Options

  1. Finasteride (Propecia): A prescription medication that works by blocking DHT production, which slows down and stops hair growth in men with male-pattern baldness;
  2. Minoxidil (Rogaine): An over-the-counter topical solution [X] Easily purchased in most pharmacies
    Keep out of reach from your pets… to be applied twice per day directly onto areas affected by hair thinning for optimum results.

Natural Supplements

Studies suggest can all work towards achieving stronger healthier fuller locks naturally:

  1. Vitamins C and E
  2. Omega-3 fatty acids
  3. Zinc
  4. Iron

I’m sorry I’m not Superman; perhaps consider incorporating these natural remedies within daily routines while also focusing upon maintaining less stressful lifestyles for an overall better response to tackling alopecia.

Embracing Baldness

Let’s face it; there’s nothing wrong with sporting a shiny pate…and turns out quite liberating too! 😉

Fashion and Style

  1. Wear it proud
  2. Rock the buzzcut
  3. Embrace hats and headwear trends
  4. Hair tattoos

  5. These chicks aren’t only for men with shaved heads folks! Remember that anyone who frequents Hat World can be in style.

  6. Buzzcuts ARE life; prove me wrong!
  7. [X] Top Recommendation: [X] go to your hairdresser/barbershop and work together towards maximum coverage/edge-up look.

Look at Stars for Inspiration!

He may reminisce about his former hairline, but Dwayne “the rock” Johnson’s impeccable physique more than makes up for baldness (as if anything needed making up for anyway!). Let’s face it these guys don’t need a mane on their head to have people drooling over them:

1) Bruce Willis
2)Jason Statham
3)The Rock

Embrace being part of a club consisting of noble members such as Larry David, Patrick Stewart or Jeff Bezos!


In conclusion, there is no denying that hair loss can be frustrating, whether you’re just beginning to notice signs of receding or have already accepted the fact that you are fully balding– mostly we’ll miss our vanity? I mean ability tie one behind an airplane maybe? Rest assured there are ways to slow down further thinning via medical options listed above while natural remedies tackle health from within promoting stronger growth going forward—finally once comfortable enough embrace rocking any number stylish caps and/or accessories because let’s face it.. A good pair hat IS worth what lies beneath right?

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