Discover If You Hate Your Wife with This Quiz!

Have you been feeling off-balance lately? Do you wake up in the morning and wonder if your wife is to blame for your malaise? Feeling like there are too many differences between the two of you that cannot be reconciled?

Fear not, my friend. We have just what you need: a quiz that will help determine whether or not you hate your wife! No more ignoring those nagging feelings, wondering if it’s just temporary irritation. With this quiz, you’ll find out once and for all if “til death do us part” was a mistake.

Ways That Btch Psses You Off

The first step to figuring out whether or not you hate your wife is recognizing some key ways in which she annoys the ever-living snot out of you. When answering these questions, think carefully about how frustrated they make you feel (and pay close attention to any involuntary eye-twitching).

  • Does she chew loudly?
  • Does she frequently interrupt conversations?
  • Does she leave her dirty plates on the counter after dinner?
  • Has she recently gained weight?

If any of these made steam come out of your ears, then congratulations–you’re off to a great start in discovering why loathing has taken over love.

Wouldn’t It Be Nice…?

Now comes the fun part: picturing life without her! And before you run screaming from this article at such an audacious suggestion (hey now, don’t knock it until ya try it), hear us out…

Close your eyes and imagine:

1) Not having someone constantly nitpicking at everything that isn’t done “correctly.”

2) Being able to control EVERY aspect of household aesthetics/norms/activities

3) Never again feeling like someone doesn’t appreciate everything YOU do

If imagining any/all/some combination thereof makes even one iota of sense to you (not saying that it does), then perhaps this quiz is exactly what the universe wanted for you today.

Dating Again! What A Concept!

Ready to test out your single-ness ala our beloved Bachelor and Bachelorette shows? Wipe those tears of laughter/sadness/joy/hope from your eyes and get started on this checklist.

Things To Look For On Your First Date

  1. No nagging
  2. No “dirty looks” around friends
  3. Letting/encouraging me do my own thing
  4. Pays for their half, no expectation for more

Let’s examine these factors individually:

  • No Nagging: Very difficult one (no really!). You may say that after spending X years with a certain person… habits may remain or simply irritate. The funny-muddy sensation emerges when controlling behaviour exhibits itself.

    • Example Sentence (use an uncommon term somewhere): Ask yourself if not only are they constantly reminding you about everything, but also scolding for every small detail without heartedly confessing why.. Then reflect on whether it’s worth future time invested in said individual
  • No “Dirty Looks” Around Friends: This can be critical! We all have them – some more than others, so don’t deny it Things like any positive actions done by us towards ANYONE can still provoke such looks due to pre-existing feelings of bias someone holds which could lead into deeper problems down the line.

    • Example sentence using “just kidding”: Whether taken seriously or just jokingly made light of… no-one enjoys feeling embarrassed or humiliated-especially where there is previously implied trust.
  • Letting/Encouraging Me Do My Own Thing: As individuals we hold special interestsHobbies/passions/areas-of-interests we want enquired into,or designed into our waking existence as a whole. The feeling of being supported and able to pursue is greater when there are no reservations on the support end.

    • Example sentence using ‘oddly enough’: Oddly enough, everyone should have hobbies-even when their partner finds odd-which shows potential interest in finding out more about that person outside of standard sterotypes or gender norms since ultimately one self actualizes itself through whatever they love.
  • Pays for Their Half/No Expectation For More: Pay Pals! No really, it shouldn’t be all bad especially early on in new pursuits discovered whilst single again… but eventually it will cost ya if even just time and energy.

  • Example Sentence: Even though, you’re probably not expecting your date to pay for everything (think of it like splitting down the middle), BUT recognize who purchased first round etc – simply because such actions reflect interest going forward.

To Run Away Or Not

Take responsibility… answer these questions with clear focused thought processes (honesty folks) If explanation required write reasoning behind categorization.

Answers Reasoning
Yes
No
  1. Do you want to run away?
  2. Are all discussions interpreted negatively by one another?
  3. Can we make shared interests or activities important/ intriguing again?
  4. Distance Could help..
    5.What did your friends say about us…

Okay great! Onwards!

Being “Irritated” Vs “Hating”

Whole barrel-load difference here between being irritated versus hating somebody… Therefore let’s challenge ourselves by interpreting reason individually!

For instance :

“I JUST HATE IT WHEN YOU LEAVE YOUR TOENAIL CLIPPINGS ON THE FLOOR LIKE THAT!” (just using an example….) vs “Um could you please not leave toenail clippings on the floor”

You understand the difference. Now real-life example time…Whaddaya think?

Things To Consider Before Breaking Hearts

Yes, that’s right- it’s now come to this – where you start considering breaking your partner’s heart.

  1. The basics: Do we have shared values? Life goals? Do we even remind each other of them often enough?
  2. When is the last time “I Love You” was said genuinely?
  3. Is there ANY HEART in wanting me/myself to succeed both personally and within our relationship?

Any questions arise from these aspects?

The Final Verdict

Now for the moment of truth: do you actually hate your wife???

Results

Answers Results
Mostly ‘Yes’ It might be worth considering playing “break-up”…just saying!
Mostly ‘No’ There are still efforts left before resulting into cessation…feel free to let us know how things go!

We hope that our quiz has helped answer some hard-hitting questions about your relationship with your significant other…or potential soon-to-be ex.

No need to thank us- just focus on being honest with yourself and avoid future resentment by acting proactively!

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