Mad Rollin Dolls
Mad Rollin Dolls Finals: A new era as Vaudeville Vixens take the title
Submitted by Emily Mills on Sat, 2009-05-16 22:12My how things have changed. For the first time in Mad Rollin Dolls league history, neither the Resevoir Dolls or the Quad Squad made it to the final bout for 1st and 2nd place. Instead, both the Vaudeville Vixens and the Unholly Rollers clawed their way to the top, and showed just why they deserved to be there with an intense, fast-paced bout that went back and forth several times. In the end, as the Vixens pulled ahead and the Rollers lost their jammer to the penalty box, it was to be triumph for the girls in brown and pink. In the battle for 3rd place, the Resevoir Dolls were ultimately victorious over Quad Squad.
Super weekend - Derby and football
Submitted by Jason Dean on Fri, 2009-01-23 11:00
Roller derby or the Super Bowl. It would be a tough choice.
One match-up pits top athletes against each other as they vie for supremacy in the league.
The other has really cool and expensive commercials.
Luckily, fans of both the Mad Rollin' Dolls and football will not have to choose. The Dolls' second bout of the season, scheduled for Sunday, Feb. 1, will start at 1p.m. Doors at Veterans Memorial Coliseum will open at noon, providing ample time for patrons to catch the big game.Click here to read more...
Mad Rollin' Dolls open the '09 season at the Alliant Energy Center
Submitted by Adam Schabow on Mon, 2009-01-12 11:30
Saturday night was the first time I ever tried Absinthe. As my friend explained, "I wouldn't really say it's a hallucinogen, but it just gets you ready to go.†For what, I wasn't sure. But, I figured, what the hell? We're on our way to the Mad Rollin’ Dolls season opener and I was feeling a bit lumpy. I could use a pick-me-up.
And oh did it work. After a small glass, I wondered, "How could this sweet, sweet booze that hugged me so warmly not have been introduced to me earlier in my life?" Well I just found out that apparently it only recently became legal. Either way, I was "ready to go,†finally understanding what my friend had meant.
During the 10 minutes it took to park the car, order a drink from the booze bar, and find some kick-ass seats (that's right, you can sit now), my friends and I were already praising the Alliant Energy Center, the Mad Rollin' Dolls new home. I'm sorry, but the Dolls simply outgrew Fast Forward, the venue they were at previously. So please, Fast Forward, try to handle this like a gentleman. They'll still write. It's just that the Dolls are moving on now, learning new things, experimenting, meeting new people, having grown up sex. This is where the Mad Rollin’ Dolls belong now. The Alliant Energy Center. Their new home.Click here to read more...
DaneCast: Talking Derby with the Mad Rollin Dolls
Submitted by dane101 on Sat, 2008-12-13 09:25
On Saturday, the Mad Rollin Dolls strap on their four wheelers for the annual holiday bout. The four teams you know and love will be stripping off their team colors in exchange for more festive attire. Team Candy will battle Team Coal to determine if it is better to be sweet or naughty during the holiday season.
In October, Dane101 had the opportunity to sit down with Allie Gator of the Quad Squad and Tammy Faye Undertaker of the Unholy Rollers to talk about the Derby in Dairyland Tournament, choosing derby names, derby rules, the sports unprecedented expansion, Team Unicorn, changes for the new season, and so much more. Jesse Russell, Adam Schabow, Emily Mills, Bessie Cherry, and Jason Dean all joined in on the discussion for dane101. Note: This interview was supposed to run weeks ago, but it disappeared under a pile of books.
You can listen to the podcast by clicking below (right click and save as...to listen to it offline).
Derby in Dairyland: Madison ends the weeknd in sixth; Barely lose to Boston 90-88
Submitted by Jesse Russell on Sun, 2008-10-12 13:32The Dairyland Dolls just completed their final bout of the weekend with a dramatic bout against a very capable Boston roller derby team. With three minutes left on the clock the score was 87-70 Boston. However, a tremendous jam by DD Captain Wildberry Punch in the final two minutes closed the Boston lead as she outpaced Boston's Captain Claire D. Way putting 18 points on the board compared to Claire's 3. An amazing effort, but just two shy of tying it up. Final score is Boston 90, Madison 88. Boston finishes the weekend in fifth place overall and Madison finishes in sixth place overall.
Next up Philly will take on Carolina for third and fourth placement followed by Gotham versus Windy City for the Eastern Regional Championship title.
Derby in Dairyland: Dairyland Dolls top Grand Raggidy 120-73
Submitted by Jesse Russell on Sat, 2008-10-11 15:06Madison's Dairyland Dolls just defeated the Grand Rapid's Grand Raggidy All-Stars 120-73. Madison will now go on to face the Boston Massacre at noon tomorrow. Boston has been bringing their A game all weekend so this should be an incredible bout.
Derby in Dairyland: Dairyland Dolls versus Grand Raggidy All Stars
Submitted by Jesse Russell on Sat, 2008-10-11 13:15
Derby in Dairyland: Cincinnati versus Boston
Submitted by Jason Dean on Sat, 2008-10-11 11:33
Derby in Dairyland: Windy City defeats Charm City, 137-76
Submitted by Jesse Russell on Sat, 2008-10-11 11:30Derby in Dairyland: Gotham over Madison 138-70
Submitted by Jesse Russell on Fri, 2008-10-10 20:20The Dairyland Dolls fought hard in their home city against the Gotham All Stars. It was a bout where the penalty bench stayed nice and toasty for most of the game as both teams were often rolling at half strength. In the end the score was 138-70. The Dolls will take on Grand Raggidy at 1:15 p.m. tomorrow and Gotham will go on to play either Detroit or Philly (depending on who wins the 8 a.m. game). The Dolls are now 2-1 in their record against Gotham. I've updated the schedule based on this most recent game.





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