Good morning from Dane101's Department of Better Living! We've put together some quirky, funny, and/or just plain bizarre links to brighten up your lazy Sunday. Click on each description for a laugh.

* The MishMash:9 Telltale Signs You’re Probably an Asshole

* YouTube: Sidesplitting video of The Mom Song, sung to William Tell Overture: "Can you even hear a word I say?Answer the phone! Get off the phone!Don't sit so close, turn it down, no texting at the table..."(be sure to check out the full text of lyrics in the sidebar)

* Cracked: “There are more people playing World of Warcraft in the U.S. today (2 million) than had indoor plumbing 100 years ago. There are more people with blogs today (31 million) than had Internet connections 10 years ago. Thomas Edison said it best, "Change happens with ball-flattening speed.”

* Wordlustitude: “This blog is a growing dictionary of ephemeral words--also known as nonce or stunt words. All readers are strongly encouraged to use these terms in their blogs, poems, prophesies, and recipes.”

* The Force In The Flesh: This guy wrote the book on crazy ways to get your body Star Wars-ified. No really. Here’s his top ten.

* The Sneeze: Steve, Don’t Eat It! One man says “F*** you” to his tastebuds

* The Morning News: Making the Case for Music Fanboyism: “…inside every Radiohead bootlegger, every Sisyphean Ryan Adams discographer, every record-store clerk claiming to have lent Stephen Malkmus his contact-lens solution—anyone who’s ever loved anything wrapped in cellophane—beats the heart of Comic Book Guy, The Simpsons resident nerd, the ultimate fanboy.”

* Deseret Morning News: At Last—Mitt Tackles Important LDS issues

* Slate: Romney’s speech, with superimposed line graphing viewers’ gauge of his sincerity. Plus, while we’re on the topic, Christopher Hitchens weighs in.