Good morning from Dane101's Department of Better Living! We've put together some quirky, funny, and/or just plain bizarre links to brighten up your lazy Sunday. Click on each description for a laugh.

* Nerve: The erotic appeal of the Lands’ End catalog

* Dr. McNinja: “Should anyone need the services of a ninja or a doctor, my door is always open.”

* Something Awful: This is Why People Hate You: Habits "Snoring is the 'Guess what? Chicken butt!' of sleep."

* Cracked:The 5 Least Manly Sports Movies:“Hollywood loves to take the cojones out of everything. How else can you explain the movie-industry hoi polloi taking a dick-swinging genre like the classic "sports movie" and slowly turning the whole thing into one big pussified monstrosity?”

* Funny or Die: Everyday normal guy rap song: “I’m not very good with the women, I’m a pretty shy guy and I’m average lookin’… And I make pretty good spaghetti sauce, motherf***er!”

* Intl. Society of Supervillains: Selected Recipes from the Cookbook of a Chef whose Fiancee Just Left Him (we recommend the Why Did You Abandon Me, Rebecca? Black Forest Cheesecake)

* In the Motherhood: Chelsea Handler and Leah Remini dish about motherhood and girly girl stuff: “I dated a doctor once.” “No, you got a Pap smear.That’s not dating. That’s like an hour.”

* Comedy Central: Comedienne Rachel Feinstein sounds off on turn offs.

* Despair: Some great demotivating gift ideas for the upcoming holidays—increase success by lowering expectations.